May 2013
cosmo tip #658
expertcosmotips:
make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him
edating:
if we are in a mutual follow there’s a 99.2% chance i want to talk to you but im scared i will annoy you
“All I kept thinking about, over and over, was ‘You can’t live forever; you can’t...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via dulcetdecember)
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
angrybisexual:
Saying casual sex destroys your ability to form meaningful romantic relationships is like saying that talking to a stranger a the bus stop takes away the meaning of your friendships.
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
my catch phrase: I'll do it later
shikajika:
“Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject.
I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it
1 tag
petit-ouji:
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
how to be a "real woman": a guide
ofgeography:
1. do you identify as a woman
2. congratulations you’re a real woman
4 tags
“We want the spring to come and the winter to pass. We want whoever to call or...”
– Marie Howe (via hellanne)
uoxi:
keep drinking, keep eating, keep fucking, you’ll never be sated, get wet, get stuffed, get full, get the fuck over it, nothing ever changes, you just get fixations, fill your holes, believe this is satisfaction, live with mediocre passion, grow old, die, never know you wasted yourself
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
stilesstillnski:
i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
“I believe that everyone else my age is an adult whereas I am merely in disguise.”
– Margaret Atwood (via lastdaysofmagic)
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
“Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed...”
– Dream Hampton (via littlefoxpaws)
“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this...”
– Hugh Laurie (via thegirlwiththelittlecurl)
“When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your...”
– Jeanann Verlee, Unsolicited Advice to Adolescent Girls with Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair (via freyjageist)
giantspacefetus:
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
rowansamonkey:
I have permission to eat.
I have permission to eat until I am satisfied.
I have permission to eat what I want as long as it makes me feel good.
I have permission to eat.
